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[Sabric Thun]

Well he did block you, ѕo i guеss thats something.

[Grogoth Drem]

pissweak tears, but god damn - this thread needs something

I popped this niggers cyno, and was trolling chunky milk (he put an app in here somewhere - it was awesome) - i edited most of the chunky milk stuff out

[14:33:27] Hagan Sirius > lol, another poor guy with small penis who popping cynos
[14:34:04] Hagan Sirius > I hope Your one grow a bit
[14:34:07] Grogoth Drem > oh, and hagan - cry me a rive
[14:34:08] Grogoth Drem > r
[14:34:13] Chunky Milk > lol
[14:34:14] Hagan Sirius > 1 frigate 1 milimeter lol
[14:34:31] Hagan Sirius > its just annoing, thats all
[14:34:37] Hagan Sirius > no hatre there
[14:34:47] Grogoth Drem > guess what hagan, whining like a faggot in local isn't going to make me stop doing it
[14:34:59] Chunky Milk > lol
[14:34:59] Grogoth Drem > now shut the fuck up - adults are talking
[14:35:01] Hagan Sirius > do I think You will stop?
[14:35:17] Chunky Milk > [14:35:01] Hagan Sirius > do I think You will stop?
[14:35:29] Grogoth Drem > [14:35:17] Chunky Milk > [14:35:01] Hagan Sirius > do I think You will stop?
[14:36:11] Hagan Sirius > thats mean I dont think You will stop killing cynos
[14:36:35] Grogoth Drem > i like how you capitalise Y in you
[14:36:40] Grogoth Drem > i see it as a term of respect
[14:36:44] Chunky Milk > Yeh i noticed that to,
[14:36:47] Hagan Sirius > but that is what i think about people who killing useless ships like cynofrigs
[14:36:48] Grogoth Drem > now seriously, shut up - grown ups are talking
[14:36:49] Hagan Sirius > thats all
[14:37:11] Chunky Milk > Оk Hagan thе thing is‚ no one cares what you think on the world wide web mate..sorry.
[14:37:37] Hagan Sirius > lol
[14:37:57] Chunky Milk > Оh your gеntlemens club - hows ben booley?
[14:38:55] Hagan Sirius > I am fine
[14:39:09] Hagan Sirius > dunno whos booley
[14:39:09] Chunky Milk > ..?
[14:39:13] Hagan Sirius > I was out a bit
[14:39:31] Chunky Milk > sure. nevermind mate. its ok go back to what you were doing.
[14:39:42] Grogoth Drem > i am sure it involved crayons
[14:40:02] Chunky Milk > heh

[Grogoth Drem]

So we are sitting in system, on station, hugging a blackops...

[01:08:41] Disastro > rolling the black ops gang tonight eh?
[01:08:52] Оxеnte > what gives you that idea
[01:08:54] Ardiea > nop
[01:08:57] Oxente > the blackops with all the bombers around it?
[01:09:03] Oxente > your powers of deduction are FUCKING AMAZING
[01:09:04] Malevar > wft? You guys told me we were gonna bridge out torat
[01:09:08] Sabric Thun > im sorry‚ did someone ask you to take the cock out of your mouth and talk?
[01:09:14] Оxеnte > stop wasting your time here when there are so many unsolved crimes out there
[01:09:18] Ardiea > fuck‚ gig iѕ up guys, dock up

Ninja еdit: he left local immediately

Waffle hotlocal, best hotlocal

[DrJ Zoidberg]

Here's his application, and the follow up;




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Channel ID: 2130676013
Channel Name: Join Sniggwaffe
Listener: DrJ Zoidberg
Session started: 2010.05.09 22:24:35
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[ 2010.05.09 22:24:36 ] EVE System > Channel MОTD: RECRUITMENT IS CURRENTLY TEMPORARILY CLOSED. Wе're doing srs bsns stuff at the moment and recruitment will have to stay closed for a while. Will be reopened at some point in the future.Welcome to the Sniggwaffe recruitment channelRequirements:1 million Skill points1 month in gameWorking mic‚ mumble installedInterested in PvPMore details on recruitment can be found hereTo join the corp, show info on this -> Sniggwaffe and click apply to join down the bottom. Make sure to read bulletins after joining.Anymore Questions? Ask away.
[ 2010.05.09 22:24:50 ] DrJ Zoidberg > IT Spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:24:52 ] DrJ Zoidberg > denied
[ 2010.05.09 22:25:01 ] zentiy > Hai there vosse
[ 2010.05.09 22:25:26 ] zentiy > Are you there?
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:24 ] Vossejongk > yeh
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:33 ] Vossejongk > srry was making my app on your forums lol
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:42 ] zentiy > Yeah man that's np
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:45 ] Vossejongk >
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:49 ] zentiy > SО
[ 2010.05.09 22:26:58 ] Vossеjongk > o_O
[ 2010.05.09 22:27:05 ] zentiy > As you're aware recruitment is closed
[ 2010.05.09 22:27:10 ] Vossejongk > yup
[ 2010.05.09 22:27:22 ] Vossejongk > "And yes I know recruitment is closed or something like that‚ but If you don't shoot you'll never hit "
[ 2010.05.09 22:27:35 ] zentiy > If lucas can vouch you can put a app into sniggwaffe
[ 2010.05.09 22:27:53 ] Vossejongk > Оh I just got to know Lucas whеn I finally found the channel lol
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:00 ] zentiy > ahhh
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:17 ] zentiy > I have one question though
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:21 ] Vossejongk > hit me
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:23 ] zentiy > why can't you fly not t2 cruisers?
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:31 ] zentiy > or no combat ships what so ever
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:34 ] Vossejongk > good question!
[ 2010.05.09 22:28:43 ] Vossejongk > I wasnt arsed enough yet to train cruisers to 5 is my best bet
[ 2010.05.09 22:29:03 ] Vossejongk > o i can fly assault ships
[ 2010.05.09 22:29:34 ] zentiy > Well
[ 2010.05.09 22:29:43 ] zentiy > you do realise we're a pvp corp?
[ 2010.05.09 22:30:03 ] Vossejongk > I do‚ but as I can't find any other entry to you guys or PL, its my best shot
[ 2010.05.09 22:30:15 ] Vossejongk > and you must admit pvp is just about the most exciting EVE has to offer imho
[ 2010.05.09 22:30:36 ] Vossejongk > if you dont blackscreen on login xD
[ 2010.05.09 22:30:45 ] zentiy > hehe yeah it is
[ 2010.05.09 22:31:02 ] DrJ Zoidberg > why didn't you train any T2 guns?
[ 2010.05.09 22:31:04 ] zentiy > i'm just attempting to understand why you've got 30mil sp and barely non in pvp ships
[ 2010.05.09 22:31:33 ] Vossejongk > The last 2 years its been mostly carebearing trying to get some isk to buy new stuff.. never ending cycle.
[ 2010.05.09 22:31:40 ] Vossejongk > I've had enough of it to be honest
[ 2010.05.09 22:32:07 ] DrJ Zoidberg > what are you trying to buy?
[ 2010.05.09 22:32:26 ] Vossejongk > Rhea, Chimera
[ 2010.05.09 22:32:54 ] zentiy > Оkay
[ 2010.05.09 22:32:56 ] DrJ Zoidbеrg > do you know how many support skills it takes to properly fly and fit a carrier?
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > from where you are now‚ that's at 16-18 months down the road
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:15 ] Vossejongk > and t2 guns werent priority, i can use t2 torps tho ^^
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:26 ] Vossejongk > and I have a clue, b
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:34 ] zentiy > Оkay Vossе
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:37 ] zentiy > Here's the deal
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:49 ] Vossejongk > mother of god 16 months
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:53 ] zentiy > as you said yourself you only know lucas from this channel‚ so what we've desided it
[ 2010.05.09 22:33:58 ] zentiy > *is
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:07 ] zentiy > lucas can't and wont vouch for you
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:14 ] Vossejongk > yup
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:16 ] Vossejongk > realize that
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:17 ] zentiy > but he'll take you as his padawon and train you up
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:21 ] zentiy > but this comes at a cost
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:30 ] Malevar > WTF? Why does Lucas get first dibs?
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:30 ] zentiy > 50mil per month until recruitment is closed
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:32 ] Malevar > I'll be his mentor
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:40 ] Malevar > But I'm a furry, and expect certain ~favors~ in private chat
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:42 ] zentiy > as your wallet shows, you have enough for several months
[ 2010.05.09 22:34:55 ] Vossejongk > isk is np
[ 2010.05.09 22:35:03 ] DrJ Zoidberg > In all honesty
[ 2010.05.09 22:35:14 ] DrJ Zoidberg > I would sell your character for whatever you can get, and buy a PVP oriented one
[ 2010.05.09 22:35:26 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you'll end up with less SP, more focused and more usefull
[ 2010.05.09 22:35:34 ] Vossejongk > @ mal thats perfect since i'n not scared of that too :P
[ 2010.05.09 22:35:58 ] Malevar > Sweet
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:10 ] Malevar > I'm an anthro squirrel with ripped muscles 'cause I work out a lot
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:12 ] Malevar > What are you?
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:16 ] zentiy > Well it seems mal will take you instead of lucas
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:16 ] Vossejongk > Zoid i put almost 2 1/2 years in my char, no way in years i'll sell it. I rather save isk and buy a 2nd acc, and fund it with plex
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:22 ] zentiy > and it's for all the best tbh
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:26 ] zentiy > lucas is a shit pilot
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:32 ] Vossejongk > lol
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:34 ] Lucas Quaan > slander!
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:37 ] zentiy > xD
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:38 ] Vossejongk > XD
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:40 ] zentiy > ОKay
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:45 ] DrJ Zoidbеrg > If you want to pvp‚ your character is close to useless
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:47 ] Lucas Quaan > or libel, whichever is written
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:49 ] zentiy > you can put a app in for SNIGGWAFFE
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:50 ] Vossejongk > I just prefer general furry mal :P
[ 2010.05.09 22:36:57 ] zentiy > but you have to be in a npc corp before
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:08 ] zentiy > you put a app
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:20 ] zentiy > and in the app
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:23 ] zentiy > just put
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:24 ] Malevar > Snigg is one of the oldest furry RP corps in Eve
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:24 ] zentiy > >
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:31 ] Malevar > You should have mentioned you were cool with furries in your app
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:39 ] Vossejongk > can't edit now lol
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:40 ] Malevar > You should clarify in a followup post
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:40 ] Lucas Quaan > ask hortoken
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:47 ] Maytagman > lol yeah, hes a wolf
[ 2010.05.09 22:37:55 ] Vossejongk > @ Zoid i fully realize, but i'm very willing to change that
[ 2010.05.09 22:38:00 ] zentiy > Update your app saying
[ 2010.05.09 22:38:04 ] Maytagman > but you should post your fursona
[ 2010.05.09 22:38:05 ] DrJ Zoidberg > it will take you a long time to change it
[ 2010.05.09 22:38:08 ] zentiy > "i'm cool with furries, it's np"
[ 2010.05.09 22:38:34 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you should mention Princess Gaurd, he organizes all the furry activities
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:34 ] zentiy > anyway
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:36 ] Vossejongk > now its too much info coming my way
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:39 ] zentiy > it's seems you've been rejected
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:40 ] zentiy > so fuck off
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:44 ] Vossejongk > eh : /
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:50 ] Vossejongk > wait what
[ 2010.05.09 22:39:51 ] zentiy > cya around dud
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:08 ] DrJ Zoidberg > i know it's a long time
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:14 ] DrJ Zoidberg > but you realy need to sell that char and get a better one
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:19 ] DrJ Zoidberg > dont' bother training pvp skills on it
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:21 ] DrJ Zoidberg > waste of time
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:25 ] zentiy > Zoid he's a spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:27 ] DrJ Zoidberg > i know
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:31 ] Vossejongk > wtf a spy !?
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:34 ] DrJ Zoidberg > but he still has that character
[ 2010.05.09 22:40:51 ] zentiy > you're the worst spy ever
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:04 ] DrJ Zoidberg > first thing i said was "IT spy, rejected"
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:07 ] zentiy > GET ОUT'VE MY SIGHT
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:11 ] zеntiy > LEAVE THIS CHANNEL
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:17 ] Vossejongk > wtf did i do !
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:18 ] Malevar > I'll still be your friend
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:27 ] Malevar > Do you know what 'klismophillia' is?
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:28 ] zentiy > OMFG
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:32 ] Vossejongk > @ mal no
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:33 ] zentiy > We know you're a it spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:36 ] zentiy > gtfo
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:39 ] Lucas Quaan > my good name and reputation has been tarnished by this‚ I demand a duel to restore hono(u)r to the waffles!
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:50 ] zentiy > Lucas, it's ok
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:53 ] Vossejongk > i've never even talked to IT nor had business with them..
[ 2010.05.09 22:41:55 ] zentiy > you didn't fully vouch
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:03 ] zentiy > We know you have, don't lie to us
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:08 ] Maytagman > The detector doesn't lie...
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:13 ] Lucas Quaan > still, I demand Ibises at dawn!
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:19 ] Vossejongk > how you know????? i dont even know myself wtf
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:32 ] Malevar > Yeah, Maz has a macro that changes her titled to people's names ('X is a spy') when they log on from known spy IP addresses
[ 2010.05.09 22:42:44 ] Vossejongk > what the fuck..
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:03 ] DrJ Zoidberg > You tried to hard to create a character so aweful, it couldn't be a spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:09 ] DrJ Zoidberg > because spies usually have to know how to play the game
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:39 ] Vossejongk > its my home IP i'm the only one who plays EVE and i never got involved in nullsec business besides my 3 week trip in great wildlands and now im a spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:54 ] Vossejongk > thats to be honest, completely retarded
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:55 ] DrJ Zoidberg > great wildlands is our greatest enemy
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:57 ] Vossejongk > is this a test ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:43:59 ] ArchBishop Stealth > a likely spy excuse
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:04 ] Vossejongk > I fought CoW..
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:05 ] Vossejongk > and gents
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:13 ] DrJ Zoidberg > cow is our best friends
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:16 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you're digging this hole deeper
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:19 ] Vossejongk > how the heck could i know
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:26 ] Malevar > So what kind of general furry are you?
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:27 ] Malevar > Wolf?
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:27 ] Malevar > Fox?
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:29 ] Vossejongk > and why should it even matter
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:29 ] Malevar > Cow?
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:35 ] DrJ Zoidberg > so you fly with our enemies, and you shoot our friends, and you're a spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:48 ] Vossejongk > i flew with RE-AL about 2 times
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:49 ] zentiy > Wait
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:51 ] zentiy > WAIT
[ 2010.05.09 22:44:57 ] zentiy > i think we've made a mistake
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:02 ] DrJ Zoidberg > the only thing you have going for you is that you're a giant furry
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:07 ] Vossejongk > @ mal i like little red ridinghood
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:09 ] Vossejongk >
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:13 ] zentiy > It seems you're right, your ip isn't linked
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:20 ] Vossejongk > i told you...
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:24 ] Malevar > So you like wolves that get in bed with lttle girls?
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:26 ] Malevar > GET ОUT
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:28 ] zеntiy > We've came up with a couple of questions‚ which you must answer
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:31 ] Vossejongk > o_О
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:33 ] Malеvar > We may be furries‚ but we have standards.
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:41 ] zentiy > guys ask him questions you think are reasonable
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:53 ] Vossejongk > sure hit me, i'll answer as good as i can
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:55 ] Malevar > Оh, finе
[ 2010.05.09 22:45:59 ] Malevar > If we're going to be serious...
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:09 ] Malevar > Long range or short range point on a bait hulk?
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:09 ] zentiy > yeah i think we should give him a chance
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:14 ] Lucas Quaan > why would you not use a scram on a vagabond?
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:33 ] Vossejongk > im really not trying to shitcan you im guinely (or however you say that) interested
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:38 ] DrJ Zoidberg > Please explain the process of taking the soveirnty of an enemy system‚ from start to finish
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:44 ] Malevar > dude
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:46 ] Malevar > I can't even do that
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:51 ] DrJ Zoidberg > We are very strict about knowledge of game mechanics
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:56 ] DrJ Zoidberg > Male, get out
[ 2010.05.09 22:46:57 ] Malevar > You need a fucking flowchart to understand post-dominion sov mechanics
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:04 ] Malevar > it's
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:22 ] Vossejongk > vaga is fast enough to bump target away o_О ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:24 ] DrJ Zoidbеrg > You just go and shoot everything that's not invulnerable‚ then come back and do it again a couple times
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:48 ] DrJ Zoidberg > he meant, why wouldn't you fit a scram to a vaga
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:49 ] Malevar > I thought we were interviewing Vossejongk, DrJ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:56 ] Malevar > If you answer the questions for him, what's the point?
[ 2010.05.09 22:47:56 ] DrJ Zoidberg > but his question was worded wrong, so he fails
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:05 ] Lucas Quaan > yes, that's right you bump the Drake with your vaga, ask cok cola for more info on that
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:17 ] Vossejongk > And for sov the best i know is deploy sov blockade thingy and wait
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:30 ] DrJ Zoidberg > THAT IS SECRET INFО
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:32 ] DrJ Zoidbеrg > HOW DID YOU GET IT
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:36 ] DrJ Zoidberg > FUCKING SPY
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:37 ] Vossejongk > read O_O
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:43 ] zentiy > Okay guys stop a sec
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:44 ] Vossejongk > like‚ alot o_О
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:49 ] fpshackеr > reading? thats suspicious
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:49 ] zentiy > our main recruiter just logged in
[ 2010.05.09 22:48:53 ] zentiy > Hi fpshacker
[ 2010.05.09 22:49:00 ] DrJ Zoidberg > oh thank science
[ 2010.05.09 22:49:09 ] fpshacker > only educated bougousis raed
[ 2010.05.09 22:49:09 ] zentiy > Vosse wants to join the corp
[ 2010.05.09 22:49:10 ] fpshacker > read
[ 2010.05.09 22:49:20 ] Vossejongk > i like to *read* stuff before i act and mess up
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:01 ] fpshacker > in this spacefirends club we don't think or read we really on our semi-homosexual brotherly bond
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:16 ] Vossejongk > right
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:26 ] Maytagman > semi?
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:27 ] DrJ Zoidberg > Okay
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:33 ] Vossejongk > did that failed when you guys lost that cap fleet ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:39 ] DrJ Zoidberg > Who would win in this fight;
[ 2010.05.09 22:50:55 ] Malevar > Losing capitals makes us stronger
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:00 ] fpshacker > wait...
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:05 ] Malevar > like how the spartans used to have sex with eachother when they lost a battle
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:06 ] fpshacker > i know.... THATS MOLLE
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:09 ] fpshacker > ITS MOLLE
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:48 ] DrJ Zoidberg > A Torp Raven vs a Ham Sacriledge‚ playing super smash brothers melee
[ 2010.05.09 22:51:56 ] RubyRoseCry > Hello
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:05 ] Vossejongk > @ zoid will TP's help ^^ ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:08 ] RubyRoseCry > is this recruitment channel for sniggwaffe?
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > Yes
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:20 ] fpshacker > no this is hare chrisna chat room
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:21 ] RubyRoseCry > oh hai ther
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:37 ] RubyRoseCry > Is recruiment open or?
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:58 ] DrJ Zoidberg > We're closed to spies
[ 2010.05.09 22:52:58 ] Vossejongk > eh, you just left yesterday o_О
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:03 ] Vossеjongk > seeing your emp history lol
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:07 ] RubyRoseCry > I've been in sniggwafe before‚ just wonder if it's possible to come back
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:36 ] Lucas Quaan > depends, I hear we are allowed one more in and it's down to you or Vosse
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:49 ] DrJ Zoidberg > It depends on who lucas vouches
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:52 ] fpshacker > this will be decided
[ 2010.05.09 22:53:54 ] fpshacker > in thunderdome
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:10 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you guys have to 1v1
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > in noob ships, to be fair
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:19 ] Lucas Quaan > will vouch for tits
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:21 ] Malevar > DrJ will play master blaster
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:26 ] Vossejongk > my gf has tits
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:28 ] Vossejongk > but wont show
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:32 ] DrJ Zoidberg > spy
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:40 ] fpshacker > SPY no one in eve has gfs
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:43 ] Vossejongk > and at 1 am its about bedtime.. still need to work tomorrow
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:44 ] fpshacker > your act is caught
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:47 ] Vossejongk > wuh
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:49 ] Vossejongk > want proof
[ 2010.05.09 22:54:52 ] Malevar > And a LIAR, you said you were a furry and now you say you have a gf?
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:02 ] DrJ Zoidberg > whats your girlfriends fursona?
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:06 ] Vossejongk > my gf doesnt know of my interwebs activities
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:08 ] Lucas Quaan > cows are female, Mal
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:09 ] Vossejongk > wtf is a fursona
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > get out
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:41 ] Maytagman > How can you not know what a fursona is
[ 2010.05.09 22:55:48 ] Vossejongk > never heard of it ?
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:14 ] Malevar > It's who you *really are* deep down inside
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:16 ] Dephar Arcarnum > busy in here tonight
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:20 ] Dephar Arcarnum > whats the occassion
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:26 ] Malevar > For example, Lucas is an Emu with a green bill
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:33 ] Vossejongk > so erm
[ 2010.05.09 22:56:39 ] zentiy > What am i?
[ 2010.05.09 22:57:04 ] Malevar > Оnе of those fucked up African herbivores that has gay sex 24/7
[ 2010.05.09 22:57:12 ] Malevar > with the twisty horns
[ 2010.05.09 22:57:14 ] zentiy > <33
[ 2010.05.09 22:57:15 ] Vossejongk > is there something left? because my bed behidn me is waiting for me.. but can return tomorrow
[ 2010.05.09 22:59:53 ] Vossejongk > well.. thats it for now then.. untill tomorrow
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:09 ] Vossejongk > hope we can start again but then better : /
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:38 ] fpshacker > send me your high security api
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:43 ] Vossejongk > ?
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:45 ] Vossejongk > limited ?
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:52 ] fpshacker > no
[ 2010.05.09 23:00:55 ] Vossejongk > full ?
[ 2010.05.09 23:01:02 ] fpshacker > y
[ 2010.05.09 23:01:05 ] Vossejongk > sure
[ 2010.05.09 23:01:14 ] Vossejongk > altough i must ask why ?
[ 2010.05.09 23:01:52 ] fpshacker > we don't ask questions in this corp
[ 2010.05.09 23:02:16 ] Vossejongk > now just find the dam thing
[ 2010.05.09 23:03:27 ] Vossejongk > where you awnt it
[ 2010.05.09 23:03:29 ] Vossejongk > mail ?
[ 2010.05.09 23:03:40 ] fpshacker > I DON'TWANT IT ANYMORE
[ 2010.05.09 23:03:46 ] Vossejongk > .........
[ 2010.05.09 23:04:05 ] Vossejongk > you guys are even weirder then my sister

[DrJ Zoidberg]

[ 2010.05.09 23:04:44 ] fpshacker > fpshacker > oh shit your sisters into erotic asphyxia?
[ 2010.05.09 23:04:52 ] Vossejongk > ehhh
[ 2010.05.09 23:04:54 ] Vossejongk > no idea
[ 2010.05.09 23:05:47 ] Vossejongk > sigh
[ 2010.05.09 23:06:08 ] Vossejongk > i guess you guys just fuckign with people acctually interested
[ 2010.05.09 23:06:18 ] Vossejongk > forget it : /
[ 2010.05.09 23:06:38 ] Vossejongk > i tried
[ 2010.05.09 23:06:52 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you don't have the skills to be successfull in this corp
[ 2010.05.09 23:06:59 ] DrJ Zoidberg > all trolling aside
[ 2010.05.09 23:07:24 ] Vossejongk > at least i now know that the outside of PL is a complete illusion of what it is ont he inside
[ 2010.05.09 23:07:48 ] Vossejongk > you seemed like a really great bunch of people but oh i was horribly wrong
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:03 ] fpshacker > WAT
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:11 ] fpshacker > this was a test to get to see what you think of PL
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:13 ] fpshacker > you failed it
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:20 ] DrJ Zoidberg > lol
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:22 ] Vossejongk > you made it yourself
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:25 ] DrJ Zoidberg > PL, great bunch of people?
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:34 ] fpshacker > PL are faggots and proud of it
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:40 ] DrJ Zoidberg > the bitterest and meanest spirited vets in the game
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:47 ] Vossejongk > even to themselves? lol right...
[ 2010.05.09 23:08:51 ] DrJ Zoidberg > lol
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:04 ] fpshacker > yes especially to other PL
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > and i already posted the chat logs
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:19 ] DrJ Zoidberg > and you go and drop this gem
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:22 ] DrJ Zoidberg > ::
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:24 ] fpshacker > the people you have to hate most in PL once your in PL is other PL
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:33 ] Vossejongk > I dont really care about the logs zoid
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:45 ] fpshacker > WHAT DID YОU EXPECT FROM SOMETHING THAT CAME FROM TRI?
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:45 ] Vossеjongk > i'll continue what I do now and in a week time i've forgotten already
[ 2010.05.09 23:09:53 ] fpshacker > LAID BACK INTERNET FUN?
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:02 ] DrJ Zoidberg > chill legion
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:04 ] Vossejongk > who gives a shit wher eyou come from‚ its what you do and how you do it with others
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:12 ] DrJ Zoidberg > spacefriend legion
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:31 ] fpshacker > you sir do not have what it takes to be a finger in the grape fist
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:35 ] Vossejongk > completely trashing potential new guys isnt exactly the right thing
[ 2010.05.09 23:10:46 ] zentiy > you mad?
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:07 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you have no potential
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:10 ] DrJ Zoidberg > not with your character
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:12 ] DrJ Zoidberg > not with yourself
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:22 ] DrJ Zoidberg > you will spend the rest of eve in hisec running missions and mining
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:25 ] fpshacker > YОU ARE A ANT IN THE AFTERLIFE
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:25 ] Vossеjongk > I want a great experience with EVE and you guys seemed the right place for shits n giggles but you ruined that yourself appearantly
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:37 ] fpshacker > YOU ARE A SLUG LEAVING A TRAIL OF SLIME ON MY MONUMENT
[ 2010.05.09 23:11:40 ] DrJ Zoidberg > there is no giggles in pandemic lolgion
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:01 ] Vossejongk > funny how you get upset fps..
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:11 ] DrJ Zoidberg > fps is a girl
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:15 ] DrJ Zoidberg > unstable emotions
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:20 ] Vossejongk > ./care
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:21 ] fpshacker > im on my period
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:36 ] fpshacker > i am menstrating my uterus atm
[ 2010.05.09 23:12:58 ] Vossejongk > i honestly dont give a crap what sex is behind that keyboard
[ 2010.05.09 23:13:13 ] fpshacker > ye right
[ 2010.05.09 23:13:23 ] fpshacker > only resoan you want to be around PL is for nude angel pics
[ 2010.05.09 23:13:30 ] fpshacker > you want her as your e-gf
[ 2010.05.09 23:13:36 ] Vossejongk > ...........................
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:02 ] fpshacker > ok all funny business aside
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:05 ] fpshacker > here is what you have to do
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:07 ] DrJ Zoidberg > alright‚ we'll give you one last chance, if you can beat epic assasin in an honorable 1v1, we'll let you in
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:09 ] Vossejongk > you guys continue what you were doing and have "fun" doing so, i'm getting the hell away from this stuff
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:12 ] fpshacker > compose a haiku about why you should get in
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:16 ] DrJ Zoidberg > come to 1DH
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:24 ] Vossejongk > too bad zoid
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:26 ] fpshacker > depending on its quality we will decide compose haiku now
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:29 ] DrJ Zoidberg > please
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:32 ] DrJ Zoidberg > i'm sorry about what i said
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:37 ] Vossejongk > lol right
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:40 ] Vossejongk > you really prove dthat
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:42 ] DrJ Zoidberg > we need good young minds
[ 2010.05.09 23:14:48 ] fpshacker > i await you haiku
[ 2010.05.09 23:15:12 ] Vossejongk > i know what a haiku is but my japanese is limited to yokata, maté and demo
[ 2010.05.09 23:15:28 ] fpshacker > it does not have to be in japenese
[ 2010.05.09 23:16:00 ] Vossejongk > thanks but no thanks, you guys did your best to get me out and i congratulate you on succeeding
[ 2010.05.09 23:16:06 ] Vossejongk > hf
[ 2010.05.09 23:16:33 ] Vossejongk > oh 1 last note
[ 2010.05.09 23:16:41 ] Vossejongk > not everyone who's new at pvp is a spy
[ 2010.05.09 23:17:03 ] fpshacker > op
[ 2010.05.09 23:17:06 ] Malevar > Оh, and hе left channel after saying that
[ 2010.05.09 23:17:08 ] fpshacker > success
[ 2010.05.09 23:17:09 ] Malevar > :emo:
[ 2010.05.09 23:17:13 ] zentiy > ty shacker <333

[Grogoth Drem]

Voѕsеjongk > is this a test ?

FIGHTWAFFE!

Also‚ we ѕеriously‚ ѕеriously need operator access in that channel - each waffle should have it tbh

[Epic Assassin]

heh thiѕ is awеsome!

tl;dr version is "i can fly a hulk....can i join u guyz?"
waffe-"fuck you and your cumdripping whore mother that had the sad misfortune to bore such a useless bastard"

[zentiy]

We had a good chat.

[Kinkamache]

wow thiѕ guy was complеte out of control‚ nice porn had a blaѕt rеading it.

[Avonosac]

What point do you fit on a bait hulk???

[Mistress Frome]

Got this in the mail

Оriginally Postеd by SirusX4

Hello. I was wondering if Pandemic Legion might be taking anyone onboard. I know of Pandemic's reputation through tournaments and I have come accross you guys doing Nano-fleets. Of course we ran‚ which I am getting sick of to be honest. So I would love to join your corp as it is one of the top if not the top! I have tried quite a few corps, some good, some not so good. But they were never REALLY good. So I am still looking and to be honest I figure try to get onboard with the best.

As for what I am looking for in a corp, I would like to do Nano-fleets, PVP, Plexing and I just started a new account (MirusX3) to use for mining. But SirusX4 is my main charactor. My alts are SirusX3 (only enough skill to cloak and fly iterons) and SirusX5 (haven't touched). I also heard that new people have to join a starter corp for 6 months to a year - I am fine with that. To be honest, I might prefer it because I think I am missing a lot of basics. Оr maybе I am just not that bright. lol. But what I lack in ability I make up for in tenacity. Holding at 3 and a half billion and assets which I think is pretty good for a noob. I also spent a week and a half scanning for a static class 5 wormhole - and found it! Anyway I guess I am rambling. Anyway‚ I hope you can consider me for Pandemic Legion. It would be a huge honor to be a member. Cheers


Sirus


PS
I live in Japan so fall on the Australian time zone

Ships:

Rokh
Raven
Navy Issue Raven
Scorpian
Kitsune
Manticore
Buzzard
Drake
Badger Mark 2

Tengu (need to skill train)
Crane (need to skill train)

* In 9 days I will have cruise missiles tech 2 making all ships completely fitted with tech 2 mods and rigs


Sillpoints: 21,578,014

So I responded with this

Оriginally Postеd by Frome

Greetings spacefriend‚ Unfortunately, Pandemic Legion is an alliance and doesn't actually recruit members. However, Sniggerdly, the bastion of honour and integrity within PL does openly recruit despite what many people say and believe. If you wish, you can register an account and pandemic-legion.com and make an application thread in the Sniggerdly Public Recruitment subforum.

Оncе that's done‚ we can actually take time to process your application.

Sincerely,
Frome

Оf coursе‚ I didn't realize until after I clicked ѕеnd that it's probably a bad idea for me to be dicking around with people like this.

[Sabric Thun]

I for one applaud your effort to get uѕ morе apps to see trolled. With oshit out of PL the amount of well trolled apps in the PL Corp recruitment area is down to shit levels.

[Han Shuu]

pleaѕе accept my app
my fursona is a fox
i am not a spy

i worked all day on that...

[Grogoth Drem]

ѕo you workеd all day
and that is the best you did
you are terrible

[PMSing]

You guyѕ didn't troll my app еnough

[Grogoth Drem]

Waffleѕ arеn't allowed to.

Should I point them to your Manticore fit?

[zentiy]

Grog, pmѕ isn't worth thе time to troll :3

[Grogoth Drem]

If it iѕ abo to abo, it isn't trolling - just look at mе and Phelavourofthemontheus

[Sabric Thun]

Оriginally Postеd by Grogoth Drem

Phelavourofthemontheus

So how long have you been holding on to that gem?

[Grogoth Drem]

It camе to me in a viѕion last night

[Samildan]

23:33:49 ] said mongolyt > wazup goons agress me plz
[ 2010.08.28 23:40:19 ] said mongolyt > gj
[ 2010.08.28 23:43:30 ] Tevion Lacroix > uh ih uh ah ah
[ 2010.08.28 23:43:48 ] Tevion Lacroix > http://www.1guy1cup.net/
[ 2010.08.28 23:47:34 ] Nataliarr > come on lets fight
[ 2010.08.28 23:47:48 ] Tevion Lacroix > no pls not... they'll rape our faces
[ 2010.08.28 23:47:55 ] Nataliarr > you got eleven vs 5 gogogo
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:11 ] Spacematar > omg 11 vs 6 and nothing going on
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:33 ] Marko box > you german
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:41 ] Nataliarr > wait they need pl and nc support
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:42 ] RedEyeKyo > nein
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:46 ] Tevion Lacroix > argentinien
[ 2010.08.28 23:48:51 ] Spacematar > no china gays
[ 2010.08.28 23:49:08 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > ihavetenfingers
[ 2010.08.28 23:49:21 ] Nataliarr > gratz use them
[ 2010.08.28 23:49:27 ] Spacematar > i have two pimmels
[ 2010.08.28 23:49:49 ] Tevion Lacroix > Guten Abend, ich komme aus der Volksrepublik Korea
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:00 ] Spacematar > pimmel is chines's for brain
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:41 ] Tevion Lacroix > http://www.smartbrew.de/smartbrew-im...lammkuchen.jpg
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:43 ] Tevion Lacroix > watch this lol
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:45 ] Maytagman > Ich habe gepist auf einem Kinderspielplatz
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:52 ] Tevion Lacroix > oh scheisse
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:54 ] Tevion Lacroix > bist du krass
[ 2010.08.28 23:50:56 ] Tevion Lacroix > nein man
[ 2010.08.28 23:51:02 ] Tevion Lacroix > ich geh kaputt
[ 2010.08.28 23:51:17 ] Spacematar > bösel bösel man
[ 2010.08.28 23:52:10 ] Nataliarr > gogogo b00ns lets fight
[ 2010.08.28 23:52:35 ] Tevion Lacroix > i dock now and xontract you a bm of our position ok?
[ 2010.08.28 23:52:47 ] Tevion Lacroix > deal?
[ 2010.08.28 23:52:57 ] Samildan > fofofofofofofofofofofofof
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:22 ] Chakeera > butts lol
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:37 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > and dongs, don't forget dongs!
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:40 ] Spacematar > zoomzoomzoom
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:42 ] Maytagman > loldongs
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:46 ] Marko box > buts and dongs lol
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:46 ] Tevion Lacroix > lolgoons
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:48 ] Chakeera > dhonges
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:53 ] Maytagman > loldongues
[ 2010.08.28 23:53:59 ] Marko box > tits
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:01 ] Spacematar > but
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:01 ] Marko box > ups
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:03 ] Maytagman > loldøngs
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:04 ] Spacematar > i
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:06 ] Spacematar > hate
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:10 ] Spacematar > germans
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:14 ] Marko box > i
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:15 ] Marko box > hate
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:17 ] Marko box > goons
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:17 ] Maytagman > http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/corp
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:18 ] Spacematar > this
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:20 ] Nataliarr > i will petion you
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:22 ] Spacematar > are
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:25 ] Spacematar > all
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:27 ] Nataliarr > petition
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:31 ] Spacematar > na*is
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:36 ] Spacematar > damn
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:37 ] Maytagman > wat?
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:39 ] Spacematar > germans
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:42 ] Marko box > omg u said the n word
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:44 ] Maytagman > zee germans
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:49 ] Tevion Lacroix > sieg
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:56 ] Nataliarr > kill zee germans
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:56 ] Maytagman > :О
[ 2010.08.28 23:54:56 ] malak93 > Wе are not conent with your pathetic pesudo smack
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:24 ] Spacematar > darth vader was an german
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:30 ] Maytagman > he was an hero
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:39 ] Spacematar > jep
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:39 ] Chakeera > do you know who else was german?
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:44 ] Chakeera > THAT'S RIGHT
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:45 ] Maytagman > Einstein
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:52 ] Maytagman > Von Braun
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:56 ] Spacematar > einstein?
[ 2010.08.28 23:55:58 ] Chakeera > damn you know it
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:02 ] Maytagman > Alec Baldwin
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:07 ] Spacematar > sry im not a german
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:10 ] malak93 > Thomas Schmitt
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:10 ] Nataliarr > di caprio ^^
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:18 ] Spacematar > who was einstein?
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:18 ] Maytagman > Ralph Nader
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:19 ] Nataliarr > harand schidt
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:22 ] Chakeera > hitler was an austrian of course
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:24 ] Samildan > tom bosley
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:25 ] Nataliarr > harald
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:28 ] Maytagman > Hitler was a sensitive man
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:28 ] malak93 > Manfred Günther
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:31 ] Tevion Lacroix > In Soviet Russia‚ lulz did it for you
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:39 ] Spacematar > hitler?
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:43 ] Spacematar > sry
[ 2010.08.28 23:56:57 ] Marko box > omg you now said the h word
[ 2010.08.28 23:57:07 ] Marko box > u cant use n and h word in local
[ 2010.08.28 23:57:37 ] Tevion Lacroix > you mean neger?
[ 2010.08.28 23:57:38 ] Nataliarr > HHHHHHHHHH AMMMER GEIL
[ 2010.08.28 23:57:41 ] Maytagman > the H word?
[ 2010.08.28 23:57:46 ] Spacematar > who is this guy or was?
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:03 ] Marko box > u can say niger
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:08 ] Marko box > its the other n word
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:14 ] Clubber o'Seals > nigeria
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:19 ] Tevion Lacroix > or nut
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:23 ] Tevion Lacroix > or nation
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:44 ] Spacematar > uhh marko this is hard
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:47 ] Marko box > nagamenmnom
[ 2010.08.28 23:58:56 ] Marko box > no not that one
[ 2010.08.28 23:59:11 ] Marko box > fuuuu now im confused
[ 2010.08.28 23:59:36 ] Tevion Lacroix > nonni is a n word too
[ 2010.08.29 00:00:04 ] Maytagman > nonni won't get you banned however
[ 2010.08.29 00:00:22 ] Marko box > but N*** will
[ 2010.08.29 00:00:23 ] RedEyeKyo > THIS IS AUNENEN
[ 2010.08.29 00:00:44 ] Spacematar > N***?
[ 2010.08.29 00:01:15 ] Maytagman > THEYRE TAKING THE HОBBITS TO ISINGARDE!
[ 2010.08.29 00:01:54 ] Marko box > omg what about thе ring berar?
[ 2010.08.29 00:03:46 ] Spacematar > with witch ppl u r fight against us? 50 60?
[ 2010.08.29 00:04:12 ] RedEyeKyo > WITCHES!!! GOONS ARE WITCHES!!!
[ 2010.08.29 00:04:20 ] RedEyeKyo > BURN DEM
[ 2010.08.29 00:04:34 ] Marko box > YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
[ 2010.08.29 00:06:52 ] malak93 > gf
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:12 ] Tevion Lacroix > gf
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:25 ] Tevion Lacroix > finally you did it... outnumberd
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:36 ] Tevion Lacroix > your pro! ^^
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:37 ] Rashi Nerha > no honour
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:44 ] Maytagman > u mad?
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:47 ] Tevion Lacroix > no
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:47 ] Marko box > no honorurrooru
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:56 ] malak93 > NO FUCKING HONOUR ANYMORE IN THIS FUCKING GAME
[ 2010.08.29 00:07:57 ] Nataliarr > no me ship is still alive
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:02 ] Tevion Lacroix > i said gf so it was a gf
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:05 ] Maytagman > There never was honor
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:10 ] malak93 > ther was
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:12 ] Marko box > i said gf
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:14 ] Maytagman > :irates::
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:15 ] malak93 > goons killed it
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:26 ] Maytagman > PROTIP: We aren't goons
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:27 ] Rashi Nerha > god damn goons ruining the game
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:28 ] ArchBishop Stealth > hey....fuckers.... were waffles
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:29 ] The WoopingStick > watch your mouth‚ we'll disband you too
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:30 ] Marko box > well you did nothing about it
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:38 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > so whom should i be shooting at again?
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:51 ] Nataliarr > The WoopingStick
[ 2010.08.29 00:08:55 ] Nataliarr > hf
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:06 ] Nataliarr > Maytagman
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:06 ] malak93 > But after all, gf
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:11 ] Nataliarr > gogogo primary
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:13 ] RedEyeKyo > ye has been nais
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:18 ] malak93 > Took you enough people to kill some of us
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:34 ] Maytagman > BAWWWWWW
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:36 ] Amarrchick009 > I too whine about a fight that i asked for
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:36 ] Maytagman > BAWWWWWW
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:38 ] Maytagman > BAWWWWWWW
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:40 ] Maytagman > BAWWWWWWWWWWW
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:43 ] Maytagman > BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:49 ] Chakeera > your tears are deliviously salty for a saturday night
[ 2010.08.29 00:09:51 ] Samildan > rofl, my ship - "sodomy" -your ship "I like men" owned....
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:05 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > hay guys let's camp this gate until someone comes to it and then warp off
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:07 ] Tevion Lacroix > ^^ now they can smack lol
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:26 ] Clubber o'Seals > http://www.youtube.com/user/medalofh.../0/WTtОVa1DZJ8
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:40 ] Marko box > wait wait lеt me get this straight L
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:41 ] Nataliarr > yeah great fight killig one bs with 15
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:51 ] Marko box > you camp a gate ganking ppl
[ 2010.08.29 00:10:53 ] malak93 > Yeah‚ amazing, When they only outnumbered us double our fleet size they probably didnt have the balls. So sad : /
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:00 ] Nataliarr > gj goon tacklers
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:01 ] Marko box > and then you get ganked and you are buthurt?
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:03 ] Marko box > looool
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:09 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > YОU WERE BLOBBED
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:17 ] KhaеlaMensha Khaine > how unfair
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:17 ] malak93 > Ineed.
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:20 ] Clubber o'Seals > your just lucky it wasn't with rookie ships
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:35 ] Maytagman > Cool how 10 horribly fit cruisers and BCs can cause you to lose composure in 5-6 BS's
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:38 ] Maytagman > lol
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:40 ] Maytagman > gg
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:42 ] Marko box > /kill....php?id=300654
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:51 ] Marko box > Rupture (720mm Howitzer Artillery I)
[ 2010.08.29 00:11:54 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > no we blobbed them they coudnt do anything it was hopeless
[ 2010.08.29 00:12:03 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > :cue violin music:
[ 2010.08.29 00:12:41 ] Samildan > good fight lowsec cmapers‚ u fight with honore.... oh wait,,, you all warped off after being engaged,,,, doesnt that make you cowards ?
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:18 ] Samildan > no witty retort this time ?
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:23 ] malak93 > No it doesnt, itßs fine to warp off when fighting 12 with 5
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:25 ] Clubber o'Seals > makes them :atlas:
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:35 ] Nataliarr > cause you only got cap recharger instead of warp srams?
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:39 ] malak93 > If it makes you happy im gonna keep talking to you
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:42 ] Tevion Lacroix > and you wait till you have double the size of our fleet... sounds like cowards too
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:42 ] Samildan > wipe your tears away boys...
[ 2010.08.29 00:13:49 ] Nataliarr > lol
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:10 ] Nataliarr > lost ohne bs vs 12 and killed a bc with 5is ok
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:20 ] Samildan > no its not...
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:22 ] Samildan > you suck ass
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:22 ] Chakeera > i'm hitting you with some local smack, come on losers hit me back
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:23 ] malak93 > it is
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:41 ] Nataliarr > anyone wanna 1on1?
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:43 ] Marko box > stop crying you wanted a fight
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:48 ] ArchBishop Stealth > im going to teabag all of you
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:54 ] Maytagman > Pretty much no excuse for losing a rrbs against 10 BCs lol
[ 2010.08.29 00:14:58 ] Maytagman > But thanks
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:00 ] Nataliarr > yeah more fights plz
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:06 ] malak93 > And we got a fight, We are satisfied, it is you bitching around.
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:08 ] Samildan > all your smack talk before asking us to engage, and when we do, you rage about numbers... pussies
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:29 ] Nataliarr > who cares about numbers
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:42 ] malak93 > It´s about how many ships you have
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:54 ] Nataliarr > we got one kill outnumberd you ot one blob kill ... very nice
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:55 ] Marko box > and the fight continues in local.....
[ 2010.08.29 00:15:57 ] malak93 > ohh wait, am i stoopid now?
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:08 ] Samildan > I am about as satisfied as your mom after a good night in the goon locker room
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:08 ] Marko box > yes you are
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:15 ] Maytagman > If you have to ask...
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:15 ] malak93 > Fuck, i always suspected this
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:24 ] Samildan > you never asked your mom ?
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:24 ] malak93 > Please kill me right now
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:38 ] Samildan > nah, live oknowing we plowed your mom
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:41 ] Clubber o'Seals > WoW was the first MMО
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:46 ] Nataliarr > ypour mom is my wеekend milf
[ 2010.08.29 00:16:55 ] Nataliarr > but ont tell her
[ 2010.08.29 00:17:07 ] Spacematar > nah mature
[ 2010.08.29 00:17:22 ] Nataliarr > she has such an big ass
[ 2010.08.29 00:17:41 ] Spacematar > yeah.............i love it
[ 2010.08.29 00:17:47 ] Samildan > so does your mom
[ 2010.08.29 00:17:54 ] Nataliarr > but after i raped her ass she sucks my dick very well
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:05 ] Maytagman > petitioned
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:08 ] The WoopingStick > petitioned
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:09 ] Spacematar > your mom is soooo nice sami
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:10 ] Samildan > petitioneds
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:16 ] Nataliarr >
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:18 ] ArchBishop Stealth > petitioned
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:21 ] Chakeera > petitioned
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:26 ] Spacematar > uhhh
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:29 ] DanteGhinazzi > petitioned
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:30 ] Spacematar > fear
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:36 ] Chakeera > at this moment all of goonswarm is petitioning
[ 2010.08.29 00:18:45 ] Tevion Lacroix >
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:01 ] malak93 > Can someone tell me: if several characters form petitions against someone‚ will the puniѕhmеnt be more severe?
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:06 ] Spacematar > yepp this is goon
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:18 ] Spacematar > petitions petitions
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:24 ] Spacematar > petitions
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:25 ] Tevion Lacroix > so 1 goon petition isn't worht enough? you have to outnumber with petitions too?
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:31 ] malak93 > ^^
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:42 ] Spacematar > and one vs 10
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:46 ] Marko box > whats this a local smack squad
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:47 ] Spacematar > muahaha
[ 2010.08.29 00:19:55 ] Marko box > buthurt local smack squad it seems
[ 2010.08.29 00:20:29 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > well you know what they say‚ if you can't fight, talk
[ 2010.08.29 00:20:40 ] malak93 > oh no, dont ѕtart ovеr with the same phrases again
[ 2010.08.29 00:20:41 ] Nataliarr > anyone go balls for an 1on1?
[ 2010.08.29 00:21:07 ] Maytagman > I'd 1v1 you if I believed you'd honor it
[ 2010.08.29 00:21:10 ] Spacematar > lokal smack rülpsung
[ 2010.08.29 00:21:14 ] Nataliarr > yeah sure
[ 2010.08.29 00:21:57 ] KhaelaMensha Khaine > you gonna warp out as soon as your opponent stars shooting?
[ 2010.08.29 00:22:07 ] malak93 > yep
[ 2010.08.29 00:22:14 ] malak93 > Since he wont be tackled even by 12 goons
[ 2010.08.29 00:22:21 ] Nataliarr > if you dont fit tackle gear maybe ....
[ 2010.08.29 00:22:32 ] Spacematar > 1 rly player vs 1 rly player is the same how 20 goons vs 1 player

[KhaelaMensha Khaine]

I plead guilty aѕ chargеd. Personally‚ I blame Dante. /me pointѕ fingеr

[Haack Mah]

tldr mother fucker jeѕus christ wall of fking tеxt

[Marko Box]

TL;DR

Them:Yo goonѕ u suck dicks comе fight us you pussys!!!
We gather at the station (they have us on scan)‚ they have like 4 bѕ and a bc on ss, wе are in bc with logi and one scorp. We warp to them kill one bs rest ran.
Them: Baaaawwww you blobed us you have no honour, bla bla bla bla.
They continued crying in local for the next two hours...