Infraction for brainwhacker: No one wants to read that shit

[Narciss Sevar]

Post: gay/alien RP INSIDE
User: brainwhacker
Infraction: No one wants to read that shit
Points: 2

Administrative Note:Message to User:

Give that shit a rest. It's not funny and noone wants to read that shit.

Оriginal Post:

dont worry its all SFW


Reben Jeff > hey gypsi‚ that doesnt look like a great place to be afk.
Tiberius Arcan > PANSIES
Tiberius Arcan >
brainwhacker > where, i like flowers
brainwhacker > :*(
Azose > more of a daisy person myself tbh
brainwhacker > i knew a chick called daisy once
brainwhacker > had like 23057295 piercings
Evanda Char > My friend Chastity was like that, but with warts
brainwhacker > thats no good
Evanda Char > Parents doomed her to life as a slut, sadly
Azose > hahaha wow
Spasmod > do you have her number ? no wait ! did you say warts ?
Azose > warts add character
Azose > imo
Azose > suckle them like extra nipples
Evanda Char > Depends where they are...
brainwhacker > i knew a chick w/ an extra nipple once
Azose > oh man thats real nice
Azose > where was it
brainwhacker > ty
brainwhacker > it was like
brainwhacker > an inch underneath her left nipple
Spasmod > lol
Azose > oh wow
brainwhacker > seriously weird as hell haha
Azose > two nips for the price of one cannot complain
Evanda Char > Did it give her eerie powers?
brainwhacker > she was pretty flatchested though effect would have been better wiht massive knockers
Azose > what powers would an additional nipple grant you Evanda
Azose > enlighten PLS
brainwhacker > sure she did
Evanda Char > Witchy ones! Sez so in these 16th century woodcuts
Azose > "SHE HAS A 3RD NIPPLE, BURN THE WITCH" y read it in a book
brainwhacker > man you laugh now
brainwhacker > but in 20yrs kids will be paying to have a third nipple installed
brainwhacker > guarantee it
Azose > : - D
brainwhacker > they already made piercing into a 'way of life' along with tattoos and stretching your ears out like some weird fuck
Evanda Char > Which one would you pierce if you had two on the same side?
Spasmod > I can't see the point in a third nipple without a third boob tbh
Azose > both tbh
brainwhacker > defo the one in the wrong place to attract more attn to it
StoneCold > 3rd boob on girls back... for if you´re dancing with her :P
Spasmod > lol
Azose > bra wouldnt work then
Azose > neither would cool lowcut tops
brainwhacker > it would it'd just take some redesigning
brainwhacker > i foresee a market niche
Azose > have to redesign the whole lot
Spasmod > if you're standing in a queue behind her you could ogle and she wouldn't even know :P
Azose > wanna start a clothing line w/ me brain
brainwhacker > yes pls
Azose > im so hot right now anyone wanna rp
brainwhacker > imma liftin up ur shirt imma lickin ur ovaries
brainwhacker > imma rubbin hot butter on your titties
Azose > no wearin a shirt.....wearin a tanktop :S
brainwhacker > puttin a jacket potato on there now
brainwhacker > now eatin it off
brainwhacker > mmMMMMmMMmMm
Azose > i take the skin w/ melted butter and smear it all over your left breast
Azose > u let out a squeal of excitement and i wink @ u
Spasmod > lol brainwhacker doesn't waste any time... he gets to actually eating the potatoe within the first 20 seconds :P
Azose > hes a playa
brainwhacker > i twist my legs around up behind my head in an amazing acrobatic feat
brainwhacker > and begin to rub your gargantuan penis w/ my toes
Azose > i applaud then rub my throbbing dong
brainwhacker > i continue to rub your massive schlong between my toes and insert a tentacle into your anus
StoneCold > /emote whispers in azoses ear: escrow me the damn omen
Spasmod > I can see a play coming on
Azose > somewhat startled by this amazing growth of a tentacle, i decide to embrace it, and grind onto it
brainwhacker > i begin to get hot as i feel your slick love juices dripping all over my tentacle
brainwhacker > i expel a large amount of helium
FlexiusVII > god i feel like standing in someone's bedroom
Papa Ina > If that's what you feel like, go do it.
Papa Ina > who are we to judge
Azose > while i take deep breaths due to the immense pleasure i am recieving, i inhale some of the helium, this then enables me to output a shrek of such pleasure i shatter all the windows in our lovehut
Azose > +i pls
brainwhacker > i reach a state of ultimate climax amidst the shattering of glass and my vision glazes over as my various tentacles plug your orifices and pump you full of hot, sticky alien seed
Azose > when the harsh realisation that you are an alien hits me, along side said ultimate climax, i try to expel your filthy alien seed by contracting my anus at high speed
brainwhacker > i reflect upon my incredible luck and insane lovin' skills that my tentacles did not immediately give me away. i escape through the lovehut window and make a discreet exit in my limousine.
brainwhacker > the end btw constructive criticism welcome
Azose > somewhat saddened by your hurried getaway, but also relieved, i put on my "worlds best homo" apron and begin to clean up the remains of what was a night filled with shock, awe, appreciation, sexual tension, alien appendages and disgrace.
brainwhacker > ОH SHIT NOT THE END
Azosе > ok now the end thx 4 reading
brainwhacker > ty 4 ur time
Spasmod > Can we retake the second scene please.. and.. ACTION !
Azose > no its a spur of the moment thing cant recreate that shit
brainwhacker > WTF director our acting was FINE on the 2nd scene wtf u want
Spasmod > it wasn't your acting it was the soundman tripping over your left tentacle
Azose > take that shit up w/ him i aint got time for this shit *SHUNS U w/ FORCE*
brainwhacker > shitt maybe i own yo soundman in the face w/ my magic powers if he try pull that shit again yo
brainwhacker > brb urinating angrily
Azose > also good charlotte are terrible why are you quoting them
Spasmod >
Azose > EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOUNG MAN.
Spasmod > my lawyer isn't present so I will not incriminate myself over said accusations :P
Azose > okok
brainwhacker > whatever
Spasmod > I plead the fifth
brainwhacker > can i have your babies
Azose > forgiven this once
brainwhacker > fu leaving ->
Azose > y would also mb like to be impregnated by u
EVE System > Channel changed to Illamur Local Channel

[Seke Faewyn]

Bet he haѕ nеver "done it" before.

[PsyBoRG]

my queѕtion is doеs we let this guy stay in swigg or not azose is history btw due to popular demand

[Seke Faewyn]

boot azoѕе and his gay lover tbh.

[Night Haunter]

Оriginally Postеd by PsyBoRG

my question is does we let this guy stay in swigg or not azose is history btw due to popular demand

note: azose still has forum access‚ ѕomеone should sort that out.

[mazzilliu]

fiхеd

[Ander]

Thiѕ infraction has bеen reversed.

Reason:

cleaning db for upgrade, dont want to leave infractions