5:51 am - God damn it's early. Even my fish isn't this stupid, he's still asleep.
http://i55.tinypic.com/vepv0x.jpg
6:20 am - Inshah'Allah
http://i54.tinypic.com/142h5jt.jpg
7:53 - 13 miles left, literally just stopped on the freeway. Fuck traffic.
8:45 - Have arrived, great success. First one in line.
http://www.imgur.com/h2spw.jpg
9:00 - Left the coveted spot in line, because there was no one else there. Went to go find some coffee because quite frankly the shit they served me at McDoОoonalds tastеd similar to what I would imagine enema water would taste like.
9:04 - Oh look a Starbucks. Standing in line‚ cleared my throat, guy in front of me steps forward I followed, making him snap around, put both hands up and say rather loudly, "Stop! Don't come any closer! I heard you cough." Jesus. (I stepped closer)
10:17 - Rumor has it that there might only be 40 cases in Portland. An employee has confirmed that they, "didn't not get much. Portland got the shaft and the brewer is mad he won't get a bottle." There are now 5 people in line.
10:40 - Free coffee, also it's raining.
http://www.imgur.com/IqfAL.jpg.
11:09 - Mission accomplished.
http://www.imgur.com/vUs3О.jрg