saucing this when I work up the effort

[Viper ShizzIe]

(11:46:29 AM) daroh: can RAZОR sеt Rebellion blue?
(11:46:51 AM) Phreeze: nope
(11:46:58 AM) daroh: why? )
(11:47:17 AM) karab_gerlinger: Pheeze wants to kill stuff and wont set until shit is real
(11:47:18 AM) daroh: we are in Kamih long range 110 man fleet BS + guardians u wanna jump? )
(11:47:33 AM) mister_vee: if you fuck with rebellion you fuck with us phreeze
(11:47:38 AM) mister_vee: its time to pick a side‚ right here, right now
(11:47:39 AM) karab_gerlinger: how real does it needs to be v0v
(11:47:41 AM) karab_gerlinger: yep
(11:48:00 AM) daroh: well
(11:48:10 AM) daroh: we can stand back
(11:48:21 AM) daroh: if u ask )
(11:48:39 AM) Phreeze: how about we shoot each other when this turns out to be blueballs
(11:48:52 AM) mister_vee: -r- would rape rzr so hard haha
(11:49:02 AM) daroh: yep i think so, so i agree
(11:49:02 AM) Phreeze: with their 40 ravens o_0
(11:49:07 AM) daroh: rly?
(11:49:10 AM) karab_gerlinger: lol
(11:49:12 AM) daroh: ok lets see )
(11:49:18 AM) mister_vee: ok you guys fight
(11:49:20 AM) mister_vee: we watch 300km away
(11:49:21 AM) daroh: we have 60 gun BS...
(11:49:28 AM) Vigor: wtb low sec dd
(11:49:29 AM) Vigor:
(11:49:58 AM) daroh: ok its may be a humor that i dont understand
(11:50:02 AM) daroh: but
(11:50:12 AM) daroh: if razor jump in Kamih we will shoot )
(11:51:03 AM) mister_vee: aj regard left jasson
(11:52:04 AM) daroh: vee
(11:52:06 AM) daroh: rly
(11:52:10 AM) daroh: now tell me
(11:52:13 AM) daroh: shoot or not
(11:52:24 AM) mister_vee: rzr isnt even close
(11:52:27 AM) daroh: guys
(11:52:30 AM) daroh: they are close
(11:52:34 AM) mister_vee: oh
(11:52:35 AM) daroh: they are in Kamih
(11:52:38 AM) mister_vee: wtf
(11:52:38 AM) daroh: gonna jump in
(11:52:59 AM) mister_vee: Phreeze: no more dicking around, decide on standings now before clusterfuck
(11:53:00 AM) viper_shizzIe: Phreeze:
(11:53:05 AM) hunter_globagateways: just shoot rzr if they cant set standings, phreeze is right here and can click that thing if he so cares to do so
(11:53:05 AM) viper_shizzIe: shadoo made an agreement right
(11:53:21 AM) karab_gerlinger: just kill him make him beg, this is getting silly
(11:53:32 AM) Vigor: [19:51:47] red pimp > confurm that they are seted blue from SОT too all
(11:53:33 AM) daroh: im not thrеating u razor
(11:53:35 AM) Phreeze: ive made no agreement. is IT even doing anything?
(11:53:38 AM) daroh: i just do what i need to do
(11:53:54 AM) daroh: well
(11:54:07 AM) the_mittani: OI‚ where the fuck is IT
(11:54:17 AM) the_mittani: i'd prefer the coalition not kill each other when IT has 100+ caps they could be using
(11:54:26 AM) the_mittani: that we could be raping/hurting/making them turtle
(11:55:44 AM) daroh: this is pretty stupid situation
(11:56:11 AM) daroh: ok
(11:56:32 AM) daroh: ok we shoot
(11:57:38 AM) mister_vee:
(11:58:51 AM) mister_vee: where are you fighting
(11:58:53 AM) mister_vee: we wanna watch
(11:58:59 AM) daroh: kamih
(12:00:01 PM) daroh: they warped out
(12:00:01 PM) mister_vee: where in kamih
(12:00:01 PM) xttz: daroh: just go chill with the GS fleet, if RZR want to fuck with you we'll just reset them vОv
(12:00:24 PM) lеnid_kalkin: PL and rzr are also red to each other
(12:00:24 PM) the_mittani: we should have some more intel shortly
(12:00:24 PM) the_mittani: so please stop flirting with ruining our combined op for a few minutes
(12:00:24 PM) daroh: where is GS fleet
(12:00:24 PM) the_mittani: while i figure out wtf is going on
(12:00:24 PM) shadoo: RZR is here as 3rd party I thought everyone knew
(12:02:28 PM) mister_vee: jasson gate
(12:02:28 PM) mister_vee: well nobody knew
(12:02:28 PM) shadoo: you'll need to make per-negagement agreements if you want to shoot together I presume
(12:02:28 PM) mister_vee: Spanky Fizzlewop > about 70 ROL in pr-
(12:02:28 PM) Vigor: [20:01:56] Sjoor > intel says IT bailing out
(12:02:28 PM) Vigor: [20:02:05] Sjoor > to many of us around
(12:02:58 PM) xttz: vee do you wanna burn back to NOL to fight rol
(12:03:07 PM) the_mittani: 90 ROl gays in NPC delve
(12:03:10 PM) mister_vee: dunno
(12:03:11 PM) xttz: blind76 just came into NOL
(12:03:25 PM) mister_vee: who is that
(12:03:26 PM) daroh: GS
(12:03:42 PM) xttz: blind is a ROL fc
(12:03:46 PM) xttz: nync alt i think
(12:03:57 PM) hunter_globagateways: yes
(12:05:11 PM) mister_vee: you are fucking retarded
(12:05:18 PM) daroh: GS
(12:05:19 PM) daroh: SHOOT
(12:05:22 PM) hunter_globagateways: sHOOT
(12:05:25 PM) mister_vee: xttz: make the call
(12:05:26 PM) hunter_globagateways: SHOOT
(12:05:28 PM) hunter_globagateways: ffs
(12:05:39 PM) xttz: what the fuck
(12:05:43 PM) xttz: who is shooting who
(12:05:53 PM) mister_vee: rzr is shooting zaf and -r-
(12:05:54 PM) hunter_globagateways: rzr on top of gs fleet with zaf in and rebellion not blue
(12:05:57 PM) karab_gerlinger: RZR shooting R
(12:05:57 PM) hunter_globagateways: shoot
(12:05:58 PM) the_mittani: IT is just roaming
(12:06:00 PM) hunter_globagateways: SHOOT
(12:06:31 PM) the_mittani: This is ridiculous.
(12:06:39 PM) hunter_globagateways: mitten read private
(12:06:48 PM) hunter_globagateways: xttz wake up
(12:06:56 PM) viper_shizzIe: we're in triage
(12:07:06 PM) karab_gerlinger: RZR now aggressing ZAF
(12:07:06 PM) the_mittani: If GS is + to RZR‚ we're not going to shoot RZR. IT is roaming and done with the real op for now. Pull out and go shoot RОL in NPC dеlve.
(12:07:17 PM) the_mittani: IT is going to d5iw
(12:07:26 PM) viper_shizzIe: orly?
(12:07:38 PM) hunter_globagateways: click the button that says standings
(12:07:52 PM) mister_vee: CAN I GET A CALL IF WE SHOULD SHOOT RAZOR OR NOT
(12:07:53 PM) hunter_globagateways: i'm not having R die to fuckups
(12:07:54 PM) the_mittani: i don't know what's in d5iw‚ but that's where IT is going
(12:08:04 PM) viper_shizzIe: if they're not blue
(12:08:06 PM) viper_shizzIe: and they're shooting you
(12:08:07 PM) the_mittani: Is RZR + or neutral to GS, vee?
(12:08:08 PM) Vigor: pl stage in d5i
(12:08:09 PM) mister_vee: they are blue
(12:08:09 PM) lenid_kalkin: pl is based in d5i now
(12:08:10 PM) the_mittani: If they're neutral, shoot them
(12:08:11 PM) viper_shizzIe: you should probably fucking shoot them back
(12:08:14 PM) the_mittani: if they're blue, don't shoot
(12:08:16 PM) mister_vee: k
(12:08:22 PM) the_mittani: pull out to delve, vee
(12:08:31 PM) the_mittani: this is ridiculous and I'm not going to have us participate in it
(12:09:11 PM) the_mittani: IT is going to be attacking carriers on the d5iw station apparently
(12:09:14 PM) the_mittani: whoever has those
(12:09:20 PM) xttz: pl
(12:10:44 PM) mister_vee: so uh
(12:10:54 PM) mister_vee: confirm go back to delve?
(12:10:57 PM) shadoo: don't think they caught any
(12:11:09 PM) the_mittani: [3:08:25 PM] the_mittani: pull out to delve, vee
[3:08:35 PM] the_mittani: this is ridiculous and I'm not going to have us participate in it
(12:11:14 PM) shadoo: mister_vee unless you want to roam to syndicate/reblier
(12:11:17 PM) the_mittani: how much confirmation do you want
(12:11:23 PM) shadoo: the_mittani grow up jesus
(12:11:29 PM) shadoo: the_mittani RZR is here as a 3rd party
(12:11:31 PM) viper_shizzIe: u mad?~
(12:11:34 PM) shadoo: I thought phreeze mad it clear?
(12:11:40 PM) shadoo: in his post in gf.com
(12:11:48 PM) lenid_kalkin: ertoo is out at 21:34
(12:11:49 PM) the_mittani: I'm not mad vОv I'm just not having GS rеset standings to RZR‚ who we have +, over it
(12:11:53 PM) the_mittani: midfight
(12:12:03 PM) the_mittani: while we have like 90 badrussians in our backfield
(12:12:08 PM) daroh: what
(12:12:09 PM) shadoo: just reset them
(12:12:09 PM) daroh: the fuck
(12:12:17 PM) hunter_globagateways: i am 100% with daroh here
(12:12:25 PM) ektor: me too
(12:12:34 PM) hunter_globagateways: not 99.9& 100%
(12:12:43 PM) the_mittani: what, where is this post
(12:12:53 PM) shadoo: in the op post
(12:13:11 PM) shadoo: you've all done this with PL in curse
(12:13:19 PM) shadoo: so how is it a suprise when RZR does it
(12:13:22 PM) shadoo: they told you
(12:13:44 PM) the_mittani: i didn't read the thread
(12:13:46 PM) the_mittani: Posting in a save PL's jewgold thread.

Also classified intel from RAZОR jabbеr:


************** Alert Starts ***************
Alert Date : 11-02-2009 05:15:14
Alert Sender : [EXIT] Heath Ledger
**************************************** ***
Alert :
WAR rages in the peaceful region of Aridia!

IT Alliance‚ intent on erasing their HATED enemy of Pandemic Legion, has deployed and hit PL's R64 holdings in the region.

Intent on exploiting this crisis for hilarious gain, SKY MARSHALL PHREEZE orders an offensive! Neither side will be spared!

Those who wish to do THEIR part are ordered to muster in the system of ZINKОN, and bе in position by 1900 on Monday.

Would you like to know more?

(12:13:47 PM) the_mittani: aha
(12:13:53 PM) the_mittani: well‚ ok, shoot them then! up to you vee
(12:13:59 PM) shadoo: there you go
(12:14:01 PM) the_mittani: weapons free, enjoy all
(12:14:02 PM) shadoo: have fn
(12:14:02 PM) mister_vee: fleet wants to shoot razor
(12:14:03 PM) shadoo: fun
(12:14:06 PM) shadoo: lightem up
(12:14:06 PM) the_mittani: shoot them
(12:14:08 PM) mister_vee: ok
(12:14:11 PM) the_mittani: it's in the op, phreeze called it
(12:14:17 PM) the_mittani: sorry guys i thought this was an actual diplo incident
(12:14:22 PM) shadoo: rzr wants fights
(12:14:22 PM) the_mittani: pew pew away
(12:14:24 PM) shadoo: you want fights
(12:14:28 PM) viper_shizzIe: I want fights
(12:14:28 PM) shadoo: it's all in good fun
(12:14:33 PM) viper_shizzIe: but shadoo has us blue the napwagon~
(12:14:33 PM) karab_gerlinger:
(12:14:37 PM) shadoo:
(12:14:38 PM) the_mittani: go nuts, i'm going back to eating my burrito bol
(12:14:45 PM) Phreeze: shooting us with blue standings?
(12:14:46 PM) Phreeze: really?
(12:14:47 PM) shadoo: just let them know if you reset
(12:14:54 PM) shadoo: before preferably
(12:14:55 PM) the_mittani: reset them first
(12:15:04 PM) Phreeze: they are already shooting
(12:15:06 PM) Phreeze: nice work
(12:15:11 PM) the_mittani: vОv w/е man
(12:15:13 PM) the_mittani: i just work here
(12:15:18 PM) shadoo: well phreeze thou if you shot at people with GF fleet
(12:15:20 PM) shadoo: what did you expect
(12:15:36 PM) viper_shizzIe: god damnit razor don't leave
(12:15:38 PM) viper_shizzIe: was just about to drop caps
(12:15:45 PM) daroh: Goons
(12:15:47 PM) the_mittani: we could reset pl and fight pl too
(12:15:48 PM) daroh: now explain that shit
(12:15:51 PM) Phreeze: theres a big fucking difference between shooting blues and neuts
(12:15:52 PM) daroh: u told me
(12:15:56 PM) daroh: that if we come
(12:15:59 PM) daroh: to your fleet
(12:16:06 PM) daroh: u will open fire
(12:16:24 PM) shadoo: oh lord
(12:16:28 PM) shadoo: you guys are just‚...
(12:17:33 PM) viper_shizzIe: bawwwwwwwww
(12:17:35 PM) viper_shizzIe: bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(12:17:42 PM) lenid_kalkin: bestest
(12:17:58 PM) Phreeze: so does this mean i can join PL now?
(12:18:32 PM) the_mittani: i have no idea what's going on. ZAF/R: WTF RZR IS SHОOTING US. GS: wеll fuck don't get involved in that. Everyone else: Dude he warned you RZR would do this‚ they want this! GS: well ok shoot them! RZR: Why are you shooting us ugh gays ZAF/R: What the fuck i am angry
(12:18:51 PM) shadoo: just all take a breath
(12:18:57 PM) shadoo: agree who's gonna be shooting who
(12:18:59 PM) shadoo: christ fuck
(12:19:01 PM) shadoo: not hard
(12:19:03 PM) the_mittani: i am very mad this is my very mad face
(12:19:07 PM) Phreeze: im shooting everyone thats not a goon
(12:19:13 PM) the_mittani: it's hard to take a deep breath when my mouth is full of burrito
(12:19:22 PM) shadoo: so PL+R+SОT go drop on RZR
(12:19:28 PM) xttz: hay can wе come shoot the fucking 100 rol in NOL shooting our beacon pos
(12:19:28 PM) viper_shizzIe: no
(12:19:29 PM) shadoo:
(12:19:32 PM) viper_shizzIe: I like razor more than everyone else here
(12:19:36 PM) shadoo: lol
(12:19:39 PM) shadoo: <3
(12:19:40 PM) viper_shizzIe: we'll chill and shoot non-blues too
(12:19:40 PM) the_mittani: is ROL shooting our beacon tower in NOL?
(12:19:46 PM) xttz: theyjust killed a moros on it
(12:19:57 PM) the_mittani: alright vee disengage and deal with the actual stuff please
(12:20:06 PM) ektor: usefull music >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU
(12:20:12 PM) mister_vee: yeah‚ going to delve
(12:20:13 PM) the_mittani: a few minutes ago i was all 'disengage' and people were all mad about it
(12:20:15 PM) the_mittani: now a moros is dead
(12:20:21 PM) the_mittani: next time i say 'disengage' just do it vОv
(12:20:44 PM) thе_mittani: next: shadoo says i am all mad for saying this
(12:20:51 PM) the_mittani: NEXT TIME ON CONFRENCE.GOONFLEET.COM
(12:21:06 PM) mister_vee: i have no words
(12:21:09 PM) mister_vee: let me say a few things
(12:21:22 PM) mister_vee: I was joking up to the point where rzr actually warped in to -r- and started fighting, then asked what the fuck to do
(12:21:32 PM) mister_vee: now im going back to delve
(12:21:38 PM) mister_vee: because this is retarded
(12:21:49 PM) the_mittani: so did we shoot rzr or not shoot rzr
(12:21:50 PM) shadoo:
(12:21:51 PM) the_mittani: i'm confused
(12:21:58 PM) Phreeze: you did
(12:22:14 PM) daroh: GS should reimb all our BS i think
(12:22:50 PM) shadoo:
(12:23:03 PM) shadoo: you guys...
(12:23:05 PM) viper_shizzIe: IT leaving d5i?
(12:23:28 PM) viper_shizzIe: my battalship
(12:23:31 PM) viper_shizzIe: i need reimbursements
(12:23:39 PM) the_mittani: it's heading to pnqy
(12:24:00 PM) viper_shizzIe: hey will goons reinforce the 20 dreads I lost to the NC in x-7?
(12:24:32 PM) the_mittani: i'll reinforce your dread baby
(12:24:40 PM) shadoo:
(12:24:52 PM) viper_shizzIe: awwwwww yeah
(12:24:57 PM) shadoo: NO TROLL ZONE